- I am 33
- English, Thai
- I don't have tattoos
Jump to. Inhe left the Marine Corps and began working at Home Depot.
U just keep on taking my breath away. Is your name google? Put the line that made you irresistible on a case! Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life? Are you sitting on the F5 key? Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte.
You are here
Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world! Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Can I borrow a kiss? Is summer over?
Are you a baker? Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.
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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
Are those mirrors in your pants? Mine was just stolen. Are those space pants? Cause your butt looks out of this world. Is your name Chapstick? When you fell from heaven. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Cod is dead—is dogfish the answer?
Because you have a sweet ass. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you? Is your name honey?
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Listed here are some of our favourites! Because I can see myself in them!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Smooth talker — the best pick up lines Do you have a map? Do you have a bandaid?
Cause i hurt my knee falling for you! Are you my phone charger?
Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. Did it hurt?
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